🧨 UNLEASH STORE  🧨

Tread carefully. Our designs got banned from every print-on-demand platform that still believes in ‘community standards.’ 🤣🧨😈
Welcome to the only shop where your purchase might trigger a revolution.
We don’t do discounts. We do detonations.

Inside this cockpit:
🐝 A pilot with a past
🐕 A Labrador named Drax with the emotional range of a kitchen sponge—but the loyalty of a drunk uncle in a bar fight
🧨 A weaponized honey grenade
☠️ And a sunrise that smells like napalm and regret

If this image makes you uncomfortable, good.
You’re in the right place.

This ain’t Spreadshirt. It’s Shredshirt.
No Printful fluff, no Etsy-safe sarcasm.
This is not some cozy, suburban “live, laugh, leash” craft corner.
It’s a fire hazard with fabric options.

We’re not here to please your HR department.
We’re here to slap our designs on:

T-Shirts that offend beige

Hoodies made for smoke breaks and air raids

Enamel mugs that taste like rebellion

And maybe—just maybe—your underwear
(unless you’re the kind who wears socks with sandals—then it’s a war crime and we retract everything)

🔥 Want your favourite Drax sticker screaming across your chest or steaming from your coffee mug?
Email us.
We'll print it.
Or stitch it onto a Kevlar vest.
Your call.

Because here at Campfire Syndicate LLC,
we don’t thread carefully.
We torch the damn path.

🧨
UNLEASH. WEAR. DESTROY.
And don’t forget to pick up your socks—Drax already ate one.

🔥 Campfire Syndicate LLC: "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" 🔥

You wanted purpose.
You got an existential nosedive with extra turbulence.

This is where optimism goes to die,
and memoirs come back wearing duct tape and whiskey breath.

Shirts, books, gear—souvenirs from the edge of a nervous breakdown.
Perfect for gifting to that one friend who's just fine, really.

What could possibly go wrong?
Everything. That’s the point.

🔥 The DRAX Collection 🔥

Not cute. Not cuddly. Not for cappuccino-sipping poodle parents.
This is slobber, fire, and chaos—stitched into collars, harnesses, and gear for beasts with no off-switch.

Your dog’s not an accessory.
He’s a co-pilot.
He eats socks.
And he’s here for war.

Welcome to the pack.
Everyone else?
Walk away.

THIS IS HOW THE SWARM DRESSES

You can’t stop the swarm. But you can wear it.

🧨 Join the buzz, or be part of the cleanup.

THE SHIRT THAT STARTS RUMORS

UNLEASH THE BEES™ // Tactical Uniform Edition

Not fashion. Not crypto. Not friendly.
This is a cloth-wrapped rebellion.
A warning label with sleeves.

Variants Include:
“THIS SHIRT HAS NO QUEEN”
“WEAPONIZED HONEY STARTS HERE”
“THE SWARM IS COMING”
“FREEDOM HAS A FLAVOR. AND IT’S WEAPONIZED HONEY.”

Price: Cash, card, coin, or courage.
Starbucks gift cards will be burned.

Availability: Until someone sues us (unlikely)—
or the hive implodes (inevitable).

Wearing this shirt signals:
You’re done being polite.
You believe in action, not hashtags.
And you don’t need permission to fix what’s broken.

No QR code. No invite.
If you know, you know.
If not?
Wear it anyway. You’ll figure it out.

🧨 Join the buzz. Or be part of the cleanup.
🔥 UNLEASH THE BEES.

No refunds.
No regrets.
Just chaos, bees, and the vague scent of revolution.