🐾 Drax Collection – WILD EDITION™

🐾 Drax Collection – WILD EDITION™

Sticker Set B1–B12
Because subtlety is for squirrels and your dog didn’t survive evolution just to play fetch.

This isn’t a sticker pack.
This is a tactical wildlife warning system wrapped in vinyl.
Every round? A punchline. Every print? A provocation.

🐻 Made for back bumpers, bear bins, and bureaucrat desks.
🐕 Weatherproof, bearproof, dignity-proof.
🧨 Sanity-repellent.
🧨 Not squirrel-approved.
🧨 Drax tested. Therapist recommended.

12 designs. 6cm. Glossier than a moose in panic sweat.
Each one a furry war cry from the edge of obedience.

⚠️ READ THIS OR GET A RANDOM STICKER

You are ordering ONE sticker.
Not twelve. Not a set.
ONE.

To get the one you want, type the code (like B3) in the Notes at checkout.
No note = random sticker = your problem.
No whining. No refunds. No take-backs from Drax.

🐾 Wild Edition Sticker Codes:

🔥 B1: Custom Merch. No Neutering - Who’d rather be mauled by a bear than neuter their Labrador. Enough said.

🔥 B2: Raw Fed, Rage Bred - Kibble is for sheep. My dog eats steak and stares into the void.
🔥 B3: Bear-Maul Merch (Variant) - Yes, again. Because neutering is still betrayal.
🔥 B4: 🔥 B4: Recall Training is for Weaklings - My Labrador comes back when he damn well feels like it.
🔥 B5: Bacon Fuelled, Allergic to Leashes - Cockpit chaos, greasy propulsion, no regrets.
🔥 B6: Neutered is for Poodles - Real dogs keep the jewels. Neutering is a war crime.
🔥 B7: Fight, Flight, or Fetch - My dog doesn’t run from bears. He interrogates them.
🔥 B8: Bears Panic – His breakfast looked back.
🔥 B9:Wolves Howl. Dogs Bark. Guess Who Runs. – Spoiler: not Drax.
🔥 B10: Hibernation Cancelled – The forest heard him coming.
🔥 B11: Leashes Are for Taxpayers – Freedom files no forms.
🔥 B12: He Pees on ‘Procedure.’ – Now try auditing that.

Slap ‘em. Scare ‘em. Start something.
Stick responsibly. Or don’t.
This is the Drax Collection – Wild Edition.

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Stick one. Stick twelve. Stick responsibly.
Just don’t message us saying “I thought I was buying the whole sheet.”
We’ll screenshot it. We’ll laugh.
We’ll send you exactly what your indecisive little click ordered. 😈