THE DRAX COLLECTION – UNLEASHED
Because subtlety is for squirrels!
This is your tactical warning label to the world:
You didn’t bring a dog—you brought chaos in fur form.
🐝 Slaps on crates, bumpers, laptops, and nervous systems
🐕 Weatherproof, droolproof, sanity-repellent
12 stickers. 6cm each. Vinyl-sealed chaos.
For those who treat obedience like a suggestion.
🧨 Weatherproof
🧨 Sanity-repellent
🧨 Not cat-approved
Each design, a middle paw to mediocrity:
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🔥 A1: My Co-Pilot Eats Socks (Round) – Navigational error guaranteed.
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🔥 A2: K9 Mayhem – Tactical disobedience unit.
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🔥 A3: Certified Napalm Sniffer – Explosive nose. Zero regrets.
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🔥 A4: Unleash the Bees, Bring the Dog! – Chaos comes with teeth.
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🔥 A5: Some Dogs Just Want to Watch the World Burn – Guess who?
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🔥 A6: Whiskey Tastes Better Without the Leash – Freedom in a flask.
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🔥 A7: Boys & Toys – Real dogs. Real problems. Real fun.
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🔥 A8: Together Against the Leash – Furry resistance.
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🔥 A9: Dreaming of Bacon – Motivation. Always edible.
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🔥 A10: Smoke, Whiskey, and a Dog Named Drax – The holy trinity.
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🔥 A11: Drax Doomsday – Judgment drool.
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🔥 A12: My Co-Pilot Eats Socks (Square) – Same sock story, different shape.
Stick. Rebel. Repeat.
Because your dog didn’t come here to sit. 🐾💣
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⚠️ READ THIS OR GET A RANDOM STICKER
You are ordering ONE sticker.
To choose the one you want, type the code (like A3) in the Notes during checkout.
No note = random chaos. No whining.
Sticker Codes:
A1 – Eats Socks (Round)
A2 – K9 Mayhem
A3 – Napalm Sniffer
A4 – Unleash the Bees
A5 – World Burner
A6 – Whiskey > Leash
A7 – Boys & Toys
A8 – Against the Leash
A9 – Bacon Dreams
A10 – Smoke & Drax
A11 – Drax Doomsday
A12 – Eats Socks (Square)
Stick one. Stick twelve.
Just don’t message us saying “I thought I was buying the whole sheet.”
We’ll screenshot it. We’ll laugh. We’ll send you exactly what you clicked.