LIMITED EDITION – Generation I BeeCoin (001–999)

LIMITED EDITION – Generation I BeeCoin (001–999)

This isn't a donation. It's a detonation. Join the swarm. Claim your hive. Light the fuse.

BeeCoin – Generation I
Weaponized Honey. Investor-Grade Mayhem.
One Coin. One Hive. One War.

What it is:
A BeeCoin represents a real beehive in a poverty-stricken area. Tangible impact. No emojis.
You’re not donating. You’re enlisting—into a swarm of 10,000 investor-misfits. No billionaire roundtables. No bootlicking.

Why it exists:
Because GoFundMe is a business, not a lifeline.
Because begging is dead.
Because power should belong to the ones who give a damn—not the ones who inherited a yacht.

How it works:
• 10,000 BeeCoins. Released in 10 generations.
• Buy 1? PayPal is fine. We'll assign and vault it.
• Buy 2+? Get a wallet. Pay in crypto. Be an adult.
• Each Coin comes with a certificate (numbered + alias). Be Queen Buzzkill, Sting Crosby, or Buzz Lightbeer. We don’t care. No real names needed.
• BeeCoins are transferable. Gift it, flip it, pass it on—just let us know who’s holding it next.

Risk-Free Rebellion:
• If we don’t hit $100,000, we don’t launch.
• If Marcel explodes mid-flight or gets deported by aliens, you get your crypto back.
• If we do launch? You were here when the match was struck.

Bonus Round:
When an entire generation sells out, we mint a real, physical BeeCoin and ship it to every holder. Free. No fine print. Just sting.

🧨 UNLEASH THE BEES.
No strings. Just integrity—with a sting.