Certified Napalm Sniffer – DRAX Division (Outdoor Sticker, 6 cm)

Certified Napalm Sniffer – DRAX Division (Outdoor Sticker, 6 cm)
This isn’t just a sticker. It’s a warning label.
Slap it on your truck, flight bag, or dog bowl—wherever chaos tends to gather. Featuring our unhinged Labrador mascot, this badge certifies your canine companion as a frontline asset in the war on boredom, obedience, and beige dog parks.
✅ Weatherproof.
✅ Sanity-proof.
✅ Not approved by your local HOA.

🔥 Certified for mischief.
💣 Designed for impact.
🐾 Worn by maniacs.

Deploy responsibly. Or don’t.